As of 12/30/13, this is a placeholder post.
My bud showed up at the mission with two black eyes and a broken leg.
Said he’d been at the wrong place at the wrong time.
I said, “Dude, you went there.”
WHOOPS! Note, 2014-08-15: Exceptional circumstances have made it necessary that I publish this, as is, now. I will update later with the rest of the intended text.